Would you rather be immune to STD’s or have free KitKats for life?
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@CriticalCupcake A deceptively tough question... my risk of STDs is extraordinarily low, so you'd think that option wouldn't be too valuable to me.
But here's the thing - KitKat? Owned by everyone's favourite "worst company ever", Nestle. I really want to avoid giving them business, even if it is for free.
The other factor to consider is, if I'm getting all this free chocolate, does that mean Nestle is slowly losing money? Probably, but... not fast enough.
So I'll go with STD immunity : /
@CriticalCupcake (you've also gotta consider the environmentally unsustainable practice of cocoa harvesting, to say nothing of the sometimes literal slave labour involved. It's a system I try not to engage with... but ethical chocolate sources are really hard to definitively prove)
@CriticalCupcake@tech.lgbt Free KitKats. I'm taking the risk.
@CriticalCupcake Immunity to Kit Kats.
Seriously, though, immunity to anything is always going to be my choice. Health is not easily recovered once lost and Nestle is a horrible corp.
@CriticalCupcake you mean i can stop people ringing me from outside of my home town! i'll take immunity to STD thanks! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subscriber_trunk_dialling
