I went off my meds for a few days and accidentally adopted a dog. Sounds like a joke, but 100% true. 
@blytherenay Honestly, one of the better ways that sentence could’ve ended.
@blytherenay oh no / congrats!
@adamthesak You gotta come meet my babies some day! If you're not allergic. Half of our friends seem to be allergic to one/both.