"Awwh, are you KIDDING?" he asked at the new sign.
I looked. "IT area. Please do not tap on the glass. Programmers are sensitive creatures and it scares them."
"I dunno. I think it's funny," I grinned.
"Well I mean it's TRUE, but that's the point! This is racism!"
"To be fair, I think anyone would be unnerved with someone tapping a window three stories up," my fangs flashed in the moonlight.
A scream issued from inside anyway.
At first, it seemed nothing much. A loose bolt here. A disconnected wire there. Missing cookies. People joked about gremlins, till I saw one.
It ignored me, chewing on a fuse before tossing it aside.
"Hey! Stop that!"
It hissed and fled, as an alarm sounded.
The reactor fault wasn't critical, and we avoided a meltdown. Luckily. Deep space evacuations never go well.
Since then, we keep a jar of cookies by the reactor core. It's worked so far.
The boat was far too small for the six of us.
We'd cram ourselves aboard and row out to the center of the lake, in the mildest danger of sinking.
The boat was one of two important details; the second?
Sardines in tomato sauce.
We'd all roll open the cans and wait; never for long.
With barely a ripple around her long supple neck, she'd rise; the lake's most famous rumor.
She'd nibble the fish, and if we were lucky, sing us a song.
just a reminder that kinks aren't problematic just because they squick you out. If you don't understand why, for example, a rape survivor might have an NC kink, that's on you for being ignorant. Unless you can demonstrate the kink results in real harm even when done safely and consensually, you don't have any ground to stand on and you should probably just blacklist and move on instead of trying to claim a moral high ground from a position of ignorance.
trans enby med OP
Gleich geht es heim. Größter Teil meiner diesjährigen Quest ist damit beendet, auch wenn es noch abheilen muss. Mein selbst bestimmtes, konstruiertes, beauftragtes und bezahltes Enby-Design-Genital. War ein interessantes und weitgehend angenehmes Abenteuer bisher.
Sehr gute Idee. Allerdings hauptsächlich Roboter-bezogen. Da draussen sind aber auch Millionen SPSen mit offenen Ports und Protokollen ohne Sicherheitskonzept.
Ich denke, das ist der einzig wirksame emotionale Hebel gegen Maskenmuffel: „Zieht die Dinger an, sonst müssen diese niedlichen 🐶🐱 sterben“
Presseclub zu Wirecard und "Deutschlands gutem Ruf". Ey, so langweilig ist mir selbst im KH nicht 😏
The plural of "index" is "indices".
The plural of "vertex" is "vertices".
The plural of "mutex" is "deadlock".
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