David @david@tech.lgbt

I'm in a packed bakery waiting in line. An Amber alert just hit two dozen phones at once.

One woman looked up and said "Oh God, Trump just pushed the red button."

I just watched a @GameGrumps@twitter.com video where they take a Briggs Meyer test. Figured why not while watching, despite putting little faith in them. Got the same results as when I took it seven years ago.

How nice of the test to compare me to real and fictional terrible people 😂

House next door to ours finally went on the open market, after trading hands in a family for years. Similar sized lot, less than half the size of ours, but listed at about what we paid for ours.

So if you want to be my neighbor, now's the chance for maybe overpriced real estate!

Today I am thankful for the books that let me know within five minutes of starting that I won't want to finish them.

"What is it Going to Take?" - @IjeomaOluo https://medium.com/@IjeomaOluo/what-is-it-going-to-take-fbc6f8a9c326#---0-87

When you want to take credit while blaming someone else for being terrible:

"If there turns out to be any dimension to this crime related to my private, misreported remarks, the responsibility for that lies wholly with the Beast and the Observer for drumming up fake hysteria"

Talking about how being a procrastinator means someone with a lower IQ than your 173 score is how you humblebrag about what a test you took online that doesn't use a standardized scoring system told you.

https://obm.io/2KuqS7s

Anyone know what kind of performance load calling $wp_filters to find functions attached to a hook has? Or a better way to do that? Even better, something I can hook into WP-CLI

Man, John Perry Barlow's member doesn't pull any punches from page one. This is gonna be an interesting read.

There's a misguided idea that if someone is harassing you online, you should just get offline.

Actually, fuck that, it's not misguided. It's someone else trying to do the same thing that the harasser is doing: getting you to shut up.

One of my preferred hosts bought one of my preferred theme companies. Hoping this is good for clients! https://obm.io/2KnYYtz

Can you use a template for this legal document? @TheKinneyFirm@twitter.com is laying out the answers to our questions at #wporl. Thanks for traveling to see us and thanks to @BIGEYEagency@twitter.com for letting us use your space!

Full house turned up for @ElizPampalone@twitter.com sharing her self employment tips with #wporl!

Based on when I get Lyft discount push notifications (despite not having them on), I'm convinced that they check my calendar for when I'm traveling, and make them good for a week before or after any trip where I'd conceivably use them.

Fuck Nazis and @JanelleMonae@twitter.com? I'm in. https://youtu.be/W6dy7xQ8NeE

You act like you don't want that yet would gladly go to a restaurant created to be separate but equal. https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/status/1010537573956112384

On Tuesday, @ElizPampalone@twitter.com and @TheKinneyFirm@twitter.com are visiting #wporl to share tools and advice about being self employed and legal paperwork, not once, but twice!

Join us for coffee and chat: https://obm.io/2K9hvy0
And the evening presentations: https://obm.io/2Kcp9XB

Anyone figure out how to do literally any styling whatsoever in the new @Meetup@twitter.com editor? I just want to turn speaker names and talk titles into headlines, as I imagine most Meetups that do lectures would want to do.