@mjdxp@snowdin.town@mcalel when you really want to shut off your PC
@mcalel does it still tell you all your files are where you left them? that was so ominous
@mcalel Linux would never do that to you. Instead Linux says you're on your own, now what are the magic words
@Polychrome@poly.cybre.city@mcalel they control the horizontal. They control the vertical. They can roll your OS version, make it flutter. They can change the UI to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and they will control all that your monitor displays. There is nothing wrong with your PC.
@Polychrome @mcalel There is nothing wrong with your PC but that inflicted by monopolistic surveillance capitalists. Relax. This is a normal and healthy part of modern society.
no, no, no
@mcalel@tech.lgbt don't turn off your PC, or else... 
@mcalel @asahi95 [mk.absturztau.be]
[laughs in Linux]