What makes sandwich fillings woke?! Does the cheese make you a feminist? Try our Black Lives Matter Egg Salad?! You have to get the I'm A Decent Person Cranberry Mustard?!
@RickiTarr Reminds me of a rant I saw a few years ago about how millennials were killing mayonnaise in favor of "identity condiments."
@threetails @RickiTarr this is my next business idea... Identity Condiments() . These anti-woke types are a goldmine for cringe and mockery.