[{"id":"111508012283825488","created_at":"2023-12-02T00:33:58.219Z","in_reply_to_id":"111505968156891801","in_reply_to_account_id":"100","sensitive":false,"spoiler_text":"","visibility":"public","language":"en","uri":"https://tech.lgbt/users/thelonelyghost/statuses/111508012283825488","url":"https://tech.lgbt/@thelonelyghost/111508012283825488","replies_count":0,"reblogs_count":0,"favourites_count":4,"quotes_count":0,"edited_at":null,"local_only":false,"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://mastodon.social/@mhoye\" class=\"u-url mention\"\u003e@\u003cspan\u003emhoye\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/span\u003e I\u0026#39;m saving this for the next time someone says \u0026quot;let\u0026#39;s not reinvent the wheel...\u0026quot;\u003c/p\u003e","reblog":null,"application":{"name":"Ivory for iOS","website":"https://tapbots.com/"},"account":{"id":"108282388658645012","username":"thelonelyghost","acct":"thelonelyghost","display_name":"HTTP 425: Too early for this 💩","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":true,"group":false,"created_at":"2022-05-11T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/OpenSource\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eOpenSource\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e advocate, \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/InfoSec\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eInfoSec\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/Neurodivergent\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eNeurodivergent\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/DevOps\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eDevOps\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e dude.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePosts about day job (\u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/SRE\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eSRE\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/InfoSec\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eInfoSec\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/Cloud\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eCloud\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e), \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/IndieWeb\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eIndieWeb\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/a11y\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ea11y\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e (accessibility), \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/MentalHealth\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eMentalHealth\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/Burnout\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eBurnout\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, and the \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/Fediverse\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eFediverse\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/noindex\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003enoindex\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/nobots\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003enobots\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://tech.lgbt/@thelonelyghost","uri":"https://tech.lgbt/users/thelonelyghost","avatar":"https://media.tech.lgbt/accounts/avatars/108/282/388/658/645/012/original/e2f62a0fb768a9e3.jpeg","avatar_static":"https://media.tech.lgbt/accounts/avatars/108/282/388/658/645/012/original/e2f62a0fb768a9e3.jpeg","header":"https://media.tech.lgbt/accounts/headers/108/282/388/658/645/012/original/4a9f9abd9faeab2d.jpeg","header_static":"https://media.tech.lgbt/accounts/headers/108/282/388/658/645/012/original/4a9f9abd9faeab2d.jpeg","followers_count":3,"following_count":163,"statuses_count":2,"last_status_at":"2024-12-29","hide_collections":true,"noindex":true,"moved":{"id":"113733955970952077","username":"thelonelyghost","acct":"thelonelyghost@hachyderm.io","display_name":"They Might Be Stupid","locked":true,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2024-12-29T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://hachyderm.io/tags/OpenSource\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eOpenSource\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e advocate, \u003ca href=\"https://hachyderm.io/tags/InfoSec\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eInfoSec\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https://hachyderm.io/tags/Neurodivergent\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eNeurodivergent\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevOps\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eDevOps\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e dude. Hacker ethos of information being free for all describes me at my core, so I'm often found widening the road for others.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig fan of \u003ca href=\"https://hachyderm.io/tags/IndieWeb\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eIndieWeb\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e movement and \u003ca href=\"https://hachyderm.io/tags/POSSE\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ePOSSE\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, even if I don't practice it as closely as I'd like.\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://hachyderm.io/@thelonelyghost","uri":"https://hachyderm.io/users/thelonelyghost","avatar":"https://media.tech.lgbt/cache/accounts/avatars/113/733/955/970/952/077/original/95a3ccce7a87e3ae.jpeg","avatar_static":"https://media.tech.lgbt/cache/accounts/avatars/113/733/955/970/952/077/original/95a3ccce7a87e3ae.jpeg","header":"https://media.tech.lgbt/cache/accounts/headers/113/733/955/970/952/077/original/88c26f94d216ff53.jpeg","header_static":"https://media.tech.lgbt/cache/accounts/headers/113/733/955/970/952/077/original/88c26f94d216ff53.jpeg","followers_count":121,"following_count":257,"statuses_count":5,"last_status_at":"2026-04-13","hide_collections":true,"emojis":[],"fields":[{"name":"Pronouns","value":"\u003ca href=\"http://my.pronoun.is/he\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttp://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003emy.pronoun.is/he\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null},{"name":"Blog","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://www.thelonelyghost.com/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://www.\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ethelonelyghost.com/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null}]},"emojis":[],"roles":[],"fields":[{"name":"Pronouns","value":"\u003ca href=\"http://my.pronoun.is/he\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttp://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003emy.pronoun.is/he\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null},{"name":"Blog","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://www.thelonelyghost.com/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://www.\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ethelonelyghost.com/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null}]},"media_attachments":[],"mentions":[{"id":"100","username":"mhoye","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mhoye","acct":"mhoye@mastodon.social"}],"tags":[],"emojis":[],"quote":null,"card":null,"poll":null,"quote_approval":{"automatic":[],"manual":[],"current_user":"denied"}},{"id":"110771712431931169","created_at":"2023-07-24T23:43:14.091Z","in_reply_to_id":null,"in_reply_to_account_id":null,"sensitive":false,"spoiler_text":"","visibility":"public","language":"en","uri":"https://tech.lgbt/users/thelonelyghost/statuses/110771712431931169","url":"https://tech.lgbt/@thelonelyghost/110771712431931169","replies_count":1,"reblogs_count":0,"favourites_count":3,"quotes_count":0,"edited_at":null,"local_only":false,"content":"\u003cp\u003eEnterprise \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/AppSec\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eAppSec\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e is one big Milgram experiment:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/InfoSec\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eInfoSec\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e is the man with the heart condition\u003cbr /\u003e- Product management is the authority figure\u003cbr /\u003e- App devs are the subjects\u003cbr /\u003e- shocks are increasing levels of insecure code / higher \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/CVSS\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eCVSS\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e scores in unpatched dependencies\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAppSec: \u0026quot;Ah! No! I can\u0026#39;t take it anymore! I have a heart condition!\u0026quot;\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDev: *looks at product*\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct: \u0026quot;No no, he\u0026#39;s fine. I\u0026#39;ll accept responsibility. Risk: accepted.\u0026quot;\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDev: *adds a poorly implemented graphql endpoint that essentially evals customer-provided code on the database infrastructure*\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAppSec: \u0026quot;...\u0026quot;\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDev: \u0026quot;... I think he\u0026#39;s dead.\u0026quot;\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct: \u0026quot;No no, he\u0026#39;s fine. Just keep going. See this CVSS score of 9.9? Neither do I. Let\u0026#39;s ship it.\u0026quot;\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAppSec: *gurgles*\u003c/p\u003e","reblog":null,"application":{"name":"Toot!","website":"https://toot.c3.cx/"},"account":{"id":"108282388658645012","username":"thelonelyghost","acct":"thelonelyghost","display_name":"HTTP 425: Too early for this 💩","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":true,"group":false,"created_at":"2022-05-11T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/OpenSource\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eOpenSource\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e advocate, \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/InfoSec\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eInfoSec\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/Neurodivergent\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eNeurodivergent\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/DevOps\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eDevOps\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e dude.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePosts about day job (\u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/SRE\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eSRE\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/InfoSec\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eInfoSec\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/Cloud\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eCloud\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e), \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/IndieWeb\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eIndieWeb\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/a11y\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ea11y\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e (accessibility), \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/MentalHealth\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eMentalHealth\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/Burnout\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eBurnout\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, and the \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/Fediverse\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eFediverse\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/noindex\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003enoindex\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://tech.lgbt/tags/nobots\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003enobots\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://tech.lgbt/@thelonelyghost","uri":"https://tech.lgbt/users/thelonelyghost","avatar":"https://media.tech.lgbt/accounts/avatars/108/282/388/658/645/012/original/e2f62a0fb768a9e3.jpeg","avatar_static":"https://media.tech.lgbt/accounts/avatars/108/282/388/658/645/012/original/e2f62a0fb768a9e3.jpeg","header":"https://media.tech.lgbt/accounts/headers/108/282/388/658/645/012/original/4a9f9abd9faeab2d.jpeg","header_static":"https://media.tech.lgbt/accounts/headers/108/282/388/658/645/012/original/4a9f9abd9faeab2d.jpeg","followers_count":3,"following_count":163,"statuses_count":2,"last_status_at":"2024-12-29","hide_collections":true,"noindex":true,"moved":{"id":"113733955970952077","username":"thelonelyghost","acct":"thelonelyghost@hachyderm.io","display_name":"They Might Be Stupid","locked":true,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2024-12-29T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://hachyderm.io/tags/OpenSource\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eOpenSource\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e advocate, \u003ca href=\"https://hachyderm.io/tags/InfoSec\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eInfoSec\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https://hachyderm.io/tags/Neurodivergent\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eNeurodivergent\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevOps\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eDevOps\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e dude. Hacker ethos of information being free for all describes me at my core, so I'm often found widening the road for others.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig fan of \u003ca href=\"https://hachyderm.io/tags/IndieWeb\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eIndieWeb\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e movement and \u003ca href=\"https://hachyderm.io/tags/POSSE\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ePOSSE\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, even if I don't practice it as closely as I'd like.\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://hachyderm.io/@thelonelyghost","uri":"https://hachyderm.io/users/thelonelyghost","avatar":"https://media.tech.lgbt/cache/accounts/avatars/113/733/955/970/952/077/original/95a3ccce7a87e3ae.jpeg","avatar_static":"https://media.tech.lgbt/cache/accounts/avatars/113/733/955/970/952/077/original/95a3ccce7a87e3ae.jpeg","header":"https://media.tech.lgbt/cache/accounts/headers/113/733/955/970/952/077/original/88c26f94d216ff53.jpeg","header_static":"https://media.tech.lgbt/cache/accounts/headers/113/733/955/970/952/077/original/88c26f94d216ff53.jpeg","followers_count":121,"following_count":257,"statuses_count":5,"last_status_at":"2026-04-13","hide_collections":true,"emojis":[],"fields":[{"name":"Pronouns","value":"\u003ca href=\"http://my.pronoun.is/he\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttp://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003emy.pronoun.is/he\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null},{"name":"Blog","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://www.thelonelyghost.com/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://www.\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ethelonelyghost.com/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null}]},"emojis":[],"roles":[],"fields":[{"name":"Pronouns","value":"\u003ca href=\"http://my.pronoun.is/he\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttp://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003emy.pronoun.is/he\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null},{"name":"Blog","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://www.thelonelyghost.com/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://www.\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ethelonelyghost.com/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null}]},"media_attachments":[],"mentions":[],"tags":[{"name":"appsec","url":"https://tech.lgbt/tags/appsec"},{"name":"infosec","url":"https://tech.lgbt/tags/infosec"},{"name":"cvss","url":"https://tech.lgbt/tags/cvss"}],"emojis":[],"quote":null,"card":null,"poll":null,"quote_approval":{"automatic":[],"manual":[],"current_user":"denied"}}]