*dies*
*arrives in 'heaven'*
god: "So, did you like it?"
me: "Like what?"
god: "Life. It's a survival horror game I.."
me: "Well, THAT makes sense."
god: "So? What did you think?"
me: "Character selection doesn't even work right. The whole thing is pay to win, heavily rigged against casual players, bug reports go unanswered, but overall, I think you nailed it. It's a horror just trying to survive."
god: "I'm the best."
Holy crap, this post blew up fast.
@maritroniuity@cathode.church@sasha_strange "I had to hack myself to be who I wanted"
"There's a character and stats selector that you could have used at anytime"
"No the fuck there isn't"
"Shit! The crappy beta was released!"
@maritroniuity A+++ comment - Canon accepted
@sasha_strange it's a really difficult survival horror, but somehow also extremely boring.
@FuchsiaShock @sasha_strange I’m not sure it’s boring. There’s lots of ingame films and TV shows and sports to enjoy.
@Craktok @sasha_strange I feel like they could have spent less time on crafting admittedly fun side activities and more on making the main mechanics fairer and more enjoyable
@FuchsiaShock @sasha_strange I’m hoping that in the inevitable sequel that those things are more rounded out 
@sasha_strange And not to mention all the grinding effort just to rank up one level.
@sasha_strange Turn those bug reports into hug retorts.
Then, burn down the code and start over.
@sasha_strange "what was the deal with the AI DLC?"
@stemid "Oh, you think it's easy to create and manage intelligence? Ha. Ahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hold my burning Busch"
My friend you nailed it. It's like the old movies where the Greek Gods play us for idiots.
@sasha_strange No save points? WTF?
@sasha_strange The difficulty paradoxically scales down as your level gets higher, with the highest levels being so famously easy that you will gain more xp per hour than any other player for doing nothing, and the lowest levels losing xp and repeatedly wiping for no good reason.
@ostrich I want to give you an award for this comment!
AAA+++ - NAILED IT.
@sasha_strange as a Christian... Rofl
@sasha_strange this wins the Fediverse today!
@sasha_strange there should be a guide for the main quest... I've been doing side quests for over 40 years now...
I should have chosen Buddhism or Hinduism when creating my character, I heard they got a NewGame+ mode. Atheist is permadeath and Christian gets an infinite "View Only" mode that's kind of boring...
I'll wait for the next version.
@sasha_strange damn... snap snap
@sasha_strange Well shit that explains everything.
Honestly, this post may well make me a believer.