A lot of guys don't know this but a cute floral sundress is the pinnacle of tactical utility wear
- single unit convenience
- unconstrained lower body movement
- blends into background (flowers)
@prehensile EDC sundress
@prehensile if it’s made out of cotton it’s also easy to extinguish if it reaches ignition temperature!
Tactical sundresses should NEVER be made out of petroleum derivatives, and are optimally made of wool, although that comes with other material downsides
@Jetengineweasel you say woool, i say nanoscale ovine fiber
@prehensile they say mission dictates loadout so as long as you can find someone to weave you a floral wool sundress that’d be the the optimal solution
@prehensile spoken like a defense contractor about to bill 10x labor+material 🤣
@prehensile @Jetengineweasel I thought ovine fiber was spun from macerated sheep
@prehensile type of guy that wears a floral sundress in a combat zone.
@prehensile Does it have pockets?
@sparrowsion @prehensile Asking the important questions here.
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