Page 1 of the hammacher schlemmer catalog and we’re off to a great start

Starting to notice a “ways to cook humans” theme

I feel like this should have a cw but I don’t know which one

We used to get this catalog when I was a kid but it didn’t amuse me at all because I assumed everything in here was normal adult stuff

Kinda want this tbh

For that “cartoon pervert” look

Makin that handsteak

Remember when people used to use toothbrushes before these became standard

What do you call the 90s equivalent of steampunk

Pretty sure they wouldn’t charge $3000 for this if it didn’t work