Page 1 of the hammacher schlemmer catalog and we’re off to a great start

I feel like this should have a cw but I don’t know which one

We used to get this catalog when I was a kid but it didn’t amuse me at all because I assumed everything in here was normal adult stuff

Remember when people used to use toothbrushes before these became standard

Pretty sure they wouldn’t charge $3000 for this if it didn’t work

@prehensile Ok I know that this is a scam but how are you meant to believe that's thick enough to fit one laser, let alone 80 odd?


@stolas I’m trying to find photos of an actual human wearing one and keep running across stuff like this

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