~meskin 🏳️‍⚧️ @meskin@tech.lgbt

i exist in a permanent state of dad from coraline sitting at computer

It’s coming out day apparently, I’m transfem and bi

The nurse wasn’t lying, that arm can sore

Can anyone here recommend a good Russian language masto instance?

This entire website is just picrew avatars interacting with each other

Consider: plain HTML, maybe a font some colour and a lil spacing, instead of 3 million sliders and icons and interactives.

Can someone please fill me in, who’re the monads and why are people defederating and something about nazis?

I'm watching a russian cooking sitcom and it's w i l d, in no particular order:
- Someone has shot a goose mid-air wearing no pants, then got knocked out by an angry vegetarian breaking a bottle over their head
- The chef poisoned someone
- They brought in a lie detector and determined that one of the cooks has murdered someone and assumed their identity, but it's ok because they're not jumping ship to a competing restaurant.

tired: stealing bikes
wired: stealing bike locks

every few years:
we’re all tired of movies from the perspective of the [antagonist/protagonist], make more movies about [heroes/villains]

let’s play typing in russian roulette!:
1. everything works normally (0.01% drop chance)
2. the text looks weird and has the default font
3. ⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰
4. the text doesnt show at all
5. the website crashes

You’ve heard of trans exclusionary radical feminists, now get ready for trans inclusionary radical misogynists

all im saying is nobody with a fursona pfp has ever been mean to me online

"you'll figure it out" is not an acceptable parenting technique.