So I have this intimidatingly hot dermatologist I have an appointment with today. The last appointment was a scrape and burn of a basal cell thing on my neck. During which he said, “I’m not hurting you am I?”


“Do you want me to?”

Today, OF ALL DAYS, I’m behind on my laundry so the only underwear I have is jock straps. I also still have marks on my chest from Sunday’s fun. And of course dermatology appointments are basically “strip down to your underwear and let me inspect you”. Halp.

@kolbychez I think my brain would short out if this happened to me 😅

@aphyr It does NOT help he has that very cocky soft-spoken dom voice that makes you start saying “Sir” without realizing it. im_in_danger.png

*picks a jock to match his shorts*

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