oh you know, just thinking about how all the money wasted on useless bullshit like "cloud gaming" could fund an expanded state education department for like half a century

i would not shed a single tear if every LAPD officer was killed in the streets without justice

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Got any grapes?"

The duck says "quack", because it is a duck.

There is no punchline.

A duck walks into a bat and the bat says "ouch"
The duck says "sorry about that, I spelled 'bar' wrong"

hey dude wanna play some black ops? btw is your dad home because yowza

hey babe if you were a cable standards specification you'd be usbae

it's just so infuriating to see people shit on service workers as if the job is even remotely easy

WORKING IN FAST FOOD IS TEN TIMES HARDER THAN WHATEVER CUSHY BULLSHIT OFFICE JOB YOU HAVE, KAREN

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me: this software isn't that good

fossbros: i see you don't have a high enough iq to understand how to use this software. i will now explain to you what a computer is [1/98]

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introducing BRONOUNS

they're like PRONOUNS

but for MEN

Ah shit its bi visibility day, which means i take a massive sneak debuff until the days out. Gotta remember to put off a few quests til tomorrow

being bisexual means that yo'ure a human AND a bug

boost if you think the girl in this picture *a picture of vermin gregor samsa* is just as pretty as the girl in this picture *a picture of human gregor samsa*

I thought foss just meant like cool. Like it was a internet word for if you liked a program. So Netflix is foss imo.

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helpful chart

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