Gender is a scam invented by Big Grammar to sell more pronouns. You heard it here first, folks
@emilyaviva That's what HE / SHE / THEY said!
I am willing to buy them in bulk!
@emilyaviva Where do I buy a new pronoun?
@SudayaAlice I know a guy, he’s legit I promise
@emilyaviva oh yeah?? ;)
@emilyaviva Meamwhile, they is/are crouched down behind a concrete barrier lighting a Molotov cocktail to launch at the gender factories
@emilyaviva pronouns are so weird. Why do we care? I’ve been taking Anishinaabe language classes for about 6 months to work on reclaiming my language and there’s no pronouns there. Bigger emphasis on if something is animate or inanimate. Everyone can just be they for the most part.
@emilyaviva That's why many languages do not have any gender at all (like Hungarian).
@emilyaviva So THAT'S those weird charges on my Visa Card!