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Ugh, today has started very stressfully. Please do not stay this way, day

I hope the NSA agent reading this knows they’re a cutie and should quit their job and follow their passion for making artisanal peanut butters

πŸ‘βœ‹In the Clutches of AnxietyπŸ€šπŸ‘
β€˜This goes to all the thoughts that paralyze me,
because against all odds, I keep on shining’

(I imagined this while I was sick, so the blame for this weirdness goes to the fluπŸ˜…βœ¨)

#horror #illustration #mastoart #art #originalart #myart #surrealism #fantasy #mentalhealth #anxiety

How thin are the walls in my apartment? My neighbor "OK, Google"'d, and my phone answered. #wtf

Hmm. I just found something really interesting and was about to write a 1.5k character toot with a boring CW. Instead, I think I'll write a blog post about it tonight :blobcatthinking:

Asking For Help, Boosts Appreciated 

so it turns out i won't get paid until the 18th because the 17th is a Bank Holiday
We've gotten some things but we haven't been able to get a whole lot and now i have to wait even longer to get my money
at this point, i feel like i can do what we need with $100
any and all help is super appreciated!!

CashApp: $RottenMutt
Venmo: MuttMusk
Paypal: paypal.me/kzr

From birdsite 

RT @katienotopoulos@twitter.activitypub.actor
its 2020 and people still wash their hands after they pee at home. smh

From birdsite 

RT @AnnaForFlorida
Happy you sweet Floridians, you!

We love serving you in the Florida House & hope our special edition Valentine's Day cards go to good use 😜

We have and , but I propose a new weekly holiday:

I'll start by saying that I am thankful for all of the wonderful new friends that I have made here. You've taught me a ton about myself, and have brightened my day more times than you know. Thank you :bowie_heart:

From birdsite 

RT @WordCampUS@twitter.activitypub.actor
What was the first WordCamp you ever attended, and what is your best memory of it?

I also updated my, "An Incomplete Guide to Getting Started on Mastodon" post. I'm hoping to turn it into a full guide that could be shared with new users with more examples and tips. If anyone has anything to suggest, lmk!

davidwolfpaw.com/getting-start

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I wrote a bit today!

First up, a recap of , which took place in Downtown Orlando this week as a celebration of the history of web development.

davidwolfpaw.com/flashback-con

@GlitterDisaster yay, my snuggliness worked, thank you for the followback, soft cutie :bowie_heart:

STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking

This is Soft Yellow Duck, and I've had him since the day I was born, and my partner just fished him out, placed him on my pillows and solemnly declared him Soft Yellow Emperor.

:flan_royal:​

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