silicon valley VCs' best ideas of the 2020s:
-put a drone on something
-wrongness generator 3000 (uses more energy than a small nation)
-fraud
-space pollution
-self-crashing cars
-an app that is actually criminally underpaid workers in another country
-an app that is actually criminally underpaid workers in this country
-fascism
-vrchat but it cost 20x to make and it fucking sucks
-layoffs
"what about nfts" i forgot those were this decade (it's been a rough decade)
this looks like it's getting around so here's the obligatory Hire Me
tech people need to find more ways to get money than from a bunch of coked up fascists who think they're going to live forever on mars. could you imagine how much cool shit we could be working on
@chrisisgr8 captain,
@chrisisgr8 You say "hire me" but casually looking I can't find any info for what.
Like, if you're serious put a link to a cv or skillset or something?
@chrisisgr8 “fraud” is already on the list
@ReasonableMustelid @chrisisgr8 "Yes, we've had fraud, but what about Second Fraud?"
(My apologies to Pippin. Even that Fool of a Took was better than Venture Capitalists.)
@chrisisgr8 NFTs qualify as “fraud”
@chrisisgr8 thats not rhe fraud listing?
@chrisisgr8 isn't that just 'fraud' ?
@seeyouinrayman4
My sense of time is that 2 months ago was 2 years ago, and 2 years ago was 2 months ago.
@chrisisgr8
@chrisisgr8 isn't that just fraud?
@chrisisgr8 I assumed that was included in “fraud”
@chrisisgr8 don't worry, nobody else remembers them as well
@chrisisgr8 wasn't the wrongness generator 3000?
@chrisisgr8 fraud (uses the power consumption of a small nation at the same time)
@chrisisgr8 Give yourself more credit, you mentioned fraud.
@chrisisgr8 NFTs comfortably fit in a niche of "wrongness generator 3000" + "fraud".
@arina @chrisisgr8
I was thinking "fraud with vaguely racist clip art"
@chrisisgr8 it’d help if so many tech people’s goals weren’t secretly to join the coked up fascists.
I wish more people wanted to become thousandaires instead.
@gilmae @chrisisgr8 I'm a tech person and I want to create a worker owned coop.
@chrisisgr8 I think the central allure of "look you could be lesser nobility if we, the actual nobility, think you have something we want" is quite strong for most people. It's basically what everyone calls the american dream, which is extra ironic because a lot of folks in the US hate nobility (even though their entire upper class *is* nobility in all but name)
Edit: You are absolutely right. Should have led with that
@chrisisgr8 There was that time the government just gave money to scientists and engineers hand over fist at NASA which gave us people on the moon, space blankets, the microwave, better computers, and a lot of other things. And then we stopped giving them so much money for ... reasons?
That always seems like the most foolish justification, though. Not going further has solved no problems at home while going as far as we did solved some problems in the literal home. Ugh, politicians ...
@chrisisgr8 @Matt5sean3 you know that was just to justify creating ICBMs right?
It was also a matter of national pride. The Soviets sent up Sputnik and the race was on. Nobody would have needed to put people in the rockets to justify making an ICBM, but they certainly did put up astronauts and cosmonauts past the point when it was clear that both sides had the technology necessary to create an apocalypse in about an hour.
@chrisisgr8 This would be so much easier if anyone but the coked up fascists had any money
@chrisisgr8 I am already working on cool shit but the problem is only one person gives me money because of it and he's broke too.
@chrisisgr8 i wish more tech people got funding from arts departments
@arcade @chrisisgr8 I wish arts departments got more funding.
@benaryorg yes this would be good @chrisisgr8
@chrisisgr8 you could also just... make stuff. Retvrn to the days of making stuff in your garage, the tools are more accessible than ever.
@crzwdjk @chrisisgr8 computing is still an expensive hobby and few people are willing to pay unless it's something huge
@esm @crzwdjk @chrisisgr8 it was an expensive hobby in 1980. Today you get a free amazon micro instance, 500GB of cloud storage across 8 providers, and you can get a powerful laptop for about $150, so - I mean it’s objectively never been more accessible.
@chrisisgr8 I read a thing somewhere once about how our greatest minds are just working on how to get people to click ads. That really put things in perspective.
@chrisisgr8 was at a session at a conference with @pahlkadot today where she mentioned shes not too concerned about govt not being able to attract digital talent. There is so much important, impactful work to be done in the public sector.
@chrisisgr8 HCombinator (we pull heists and funnel the money into mutual aid and tech development to meet people's needs)
@chrisisgr8 this is litearlly my life and it burns how hard it is to get people to realise (a) most people spend almost all day on the computer (b) the charity/community sector spends almost no money or energy working on how to make this somewhat better, its so grim
@chrisisgr8 Most of the good apps have already been written. They aren't looking for apps to help people, they're looking for large demographics to disrupt and take the money that's there. It's a morality-free act of domestic imperialism that makes the railroad land barons seem merely opportunistic.
@chrisisgr8
- Bus, but shitty.
@chrisisgr8 subway but for cars
VC itself is the problem. The only things that make sense for this entire pump and dump industry of hucksters is stupid bullshit that sounds cool and hypable, but is ultimately useless and unmeasurable in real return on investment terms. Forget making real stuff that would actually benefit the world because then who could they screw over and leave holding the bag?
@chrisisgr8 In the age of greed stagnation of ideas and creativity is everywhere.
@chrisisgr8
-push wrongness generator 3000 bots to every possible service and job ever made (whether or not it's actually useful or necessary)
-get people to buy and promote (functionally worthless) nft's for (hopefully) a massive profit!!
if "wrongness generator" is LLMs,
bear in mind government is looking at facilitating regulatory capture for that.
*someone* thinks they have enough potential not to let citizens finetune & run their own.
@chrisisgr8 oh come on, dont be like this, they still have 6 more full years to best themself. This is just the tip, if it hurt already, get ready for the shaft
@chrisisgr8 -a "seastead", but it's actually just a rubber dinghy full of crypto miner rigs and a diesel generator
@chrisisgr8 "pay for the same stuff every month"
"pay for something you literally need to survive"
@chrisisgr8 Geniuses, everyone of them. I mean they’re so rich and so white and so male and…
@chrisisgr8 I'm old as fuck and tech layoffs were around in the 80s so that's nothing new. Also the whole "thing is bad because it uses more energy than a small country" is getting old. Data centers and the internet exceed that power consumption metric, nobody says anything about that. Also technologies start out power intensive and then innovation reduces the power load. .e.g. CPUs. The Gartner hype chart is great for plotting out how technologies go from cool ideas to being over hyped.
@chrisisgr8
Teens
-you pay us to give us your genetics and we sell it to some semi reputable people. When we go bankrupt it's anyone's for 5 cents on the dollar
-vid chat to a random new "friend" who may (probably) or may not be masturbating
-concentrated shelf-safe juice
-a watch that can tell you if you're still breathing and have a heartbeat. Can't diagnose or predict cardiopulmonary conditions.
-every electrical appliance can tell you the weather forecast, stock quote, or sports score
@chrisisgr8 I want to make [random selection from the list above], this time with micropayments.
@chrisisgr8 innovation that excites
@chrisisgr8 Disrupters gotta Disrupt.