Okay, fedi-at-large, what's your favorite joke?

If it's Nate the Snake, fine, you don't need to link it.

But seriously, what's your favorite joke? :boost_ok:

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@hafnia Favorite recent joke:

Can you believe my neighbor knocked on my door at two in the morning?

Two in the morning!

Luckily I was still up playing my bagpipes.

@bluestarultor @hafnia

What's the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

@bluestarultor @hafnia Related, a: "What time is it?"
b: "I dunno, gimme a sec." *produces trombone, begins to play*
Neighbour through wall: "Who's that playing a bloody trombone at half past one in the morning!"

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