@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbtGood morning, I hope you had a good night 
I hope this isn't you (... unless you're really really into Daleks)
Which is would then be fine, of course 
@Natasha_Jay She/he will be fine once she/he has had her/his morning cuppa.
@Old_IT_geek @Natasha_Jay This one Says !CAFFEINATE! 
(borrowed from some unknown source)
@katzenberger@mastodon.deOnce you've flashed their firmware, they're very cute.
@Natasha_Jay changed from “EX-TERM-IN-ATE“ to “COP-U-LATE“
@Natasha_Jay Wait. I totally just flashed on "Natty-Jay".
Late night here, three sheets to the wind, you in your morning.
But Natty-Jay seems good.
@Natasha_Jay the couple in the picture… they’re not walking 
unless that’s a euphemism for kissing that I’ve never heard before 
@Natasha_Jay Just as long as they respect you in the morning
@Natasha_Jay Morning Natasha 
@Natasha_Jay I just heard EEEE JAAAAC UUUUUUU LAAAAAATE in a screechy voice in my head and I blame you.
@Natasha_Jay Daleks, cybermen: hard nope.
Autons: Possibly. Intriguingly flexible.
Zygons:Potentially sensitive lovers, I imagine. Lots of intriguing nodules of indeterminate function. Just make sure they're they 1970s ones, not the 21st century ones with fangs. Ouch!
I've only just now started thinking about this. Honestly.
@katyswain
Remember Daleks can come out of their casing, some versions have tentacles and are well lubricated.
@Natasha_Jay
@Natasha_Jay Check out that phone on the nightstand. Hubba hubba!
@statsguy@mas.to@Natasha_Jay Wait, how did the Dalek get upstairs to get into the bedroom in the first place???
@statsguy @Natasha_Jay Simple: "Escalate! Escalate!"
@Natasha_Jay "Jesus, was I drunk last night! ARGHH!!!!"
@Natasha_Jay@BackFromTheDud
There's a Dr Who episode (series?) leading up to this exact moment I feel...
@Natasha_Jay@LexPendragon [quarteredcircle.net]
Oo, a different dalek emoji!
@Natasha_Jay 
I threw a few up on my instance the other day. 
( Including what I figure evil would look like in America 
. )