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There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And Haikus confused.

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@Natasha_Jay

There once was a poet from the Isle of Wight
Who had this great idea one night
He said you know what I'll do?
I'll write a haiku
But he didn't get it quite right.

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@Natasha_Jay good work.

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@Natasha_Jay

I once tried to write
a haiku, but enjambment
ruined it right through!

So a limerick was
writ'n, that it would all fit'n — one
poem then became two!

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@sam @Natasha_Jay Brilliant!

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@Natasha_Jay @mathias you win today. Was his name The or was it “There was…” ?

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@Natasha_Jay

they had us in the first half

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@Natasha_Jay

Oh there once was a
Limerick from Peru that
Turned into haiku.

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@Natasha_Jay An oldie but still unsurpassed:

There was a young man
From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
Looked like haiku. He

Said with a laugh, “I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two!”

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@Natasha_Jay

Masaoka Shiki from Japan
Was a very peculiar man
He tried Limericks for years
But he only got red ears:
Oh well, I write a Haiku then.

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@Natasha_Jay
It is tricky to
Rock a rhyme, but haiku is
Even trickier

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@Natasha_Jay

A thing of beauty, thank you!