An SQL statement walks into a pub. He goes up to two tables and asks "mind if I join you?"
@Natasha_Jay don't know why I find this joke super cute.
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DBA walks into a NoSQL bar. Can't find a table, so he leaves
@Natasha_Jay Godzilla stomps into a SQL bar and drops all the tables
The sequel involves inners and outers.
@simon_lucy @Natasha_Jay This makes me cross.
Lo,
Enter the Matrix and Normalise Your Vectors
@Natasha_Jay Thank you for the morning giggle.