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If gaming has taught me anything then there's something behind this wall

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@Natasha_Jay it's Kool aid Man

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If the Constabulary has taught me anything, throwing a bomb to reveal the secret is highly NOT recommended.

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@Natasha_Jay Bomb time

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Both games and Scooby-Doo

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In the words of the Great Sage Bogor, or was it Wal Footroot: "rugger boots".

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@zl2tod assuming a large enough part of both teams have them @Natasha_Jay

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@Natasha_Jay I’m gonna guess the tree’s roots caused the wall to collapse and it had to be repaired, but they couldn’t find anyone competent enough to match the old brickwork. So, that’s something, right?

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@Natasha_Jay There is a quest-granting gnome behind those rocks. He'll insult you and disparage your combat prowess, but also provide you with magic soup and a half-burned map.

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@Natasha_Jay if you’re out of bombs, maybe you can find some speed boots and charge into it.

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Did you try eldritch blast on it?

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@Natasha_Jay You can probably demolish it with some obscure Pokemon skill.

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@OddDev @Natasha_Jay

One of Link’s bombs could blow it up. Or maybe it’s a fake wall and you can just walk through it. You never know in a Zelda game.

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@Natasha_Jay yes. Tree roots. 😎

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@Natasha_Jay and it will evaporate when you jump on it, but you’ll likely die if you approach it from front.

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@Natasha_Jay Go up to it and grunt at it, that should work

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@Natasha_Jay Time to take a jackhammer and check!

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Hover over the sunlight on the right for a message first.

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@Natasha_Jay Kicking it won't work, use your coin of gold to buy the keg of beer from the rude grocer, give it to the stonemasons to distract them so you can fetch their "extreme stone mover" tool.

That's how it works, right?

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@Natasha_Jay Probably just a korok.

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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt You know you have to go back now and press all the stones until the secret door opens!

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@Natasha_Jay If cartoons have taught me anything that section will dramatically crumble while I'm running along the wall.

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Or nowadays the person responsible for changing all the textures before release was laid off before they were done doing so.

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@Natasha_Jay /me grabs a hammer ans destroys what parts on the wall. Just in case there's some kind of bonus to unlock…

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@Natasha_Jay There is: roots. That's why they used fake stones: it's a sudo-wall.

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@Natasha_Jay first and most obvious choice is to shoot at it with your gun.

then maybe try singing.

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(Have seen this picture and the very same joke first time about 5 years ago.)

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@Natasha_Jay Say, friend, and come in!

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@Natasha_Jay Place a red barrel next to it and shoot it!

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@Natasha_Jay certainly a med kit and ammo

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@Natasha_Jay Have you tried True Seeing on it? It may not be there at all.

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@Natasha_Jay Wouldn't it be far worse if there was nothing behind that wall? A completely undefined space with true nothing? The mental horror of seeing a hole in reality manifested as a wall with absolutely nothing behind it stretching forever.

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@Natasha_Jay it’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

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@Natasha_Jay I think I have the answer. You might not like it, but it might be a tree.

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@Natasha_Jay That made me laugh way too loud and long. 🤣

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@Natasha_Jay Like a tree. A tree whose roots broke the original wall.

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@Natasha_Jay is the correct answer a big tree root?

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@Natasha_Jay I don't know why all the earnest replies about tree roots are making me laugh so hard. Honestly, if you haven't walked past a random collection of pottery and thought about tossing them against a wall to see what you find, have you even lived?

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@Natasha_Jay @salcode this one made me LOL

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@Natasha_Jay Have you tried rolling against it or using your sword with a swift blow?

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@Natasha_Jay Easy. It's a grave. A grave of a mighty squirrel (well, #eichkat3r ?), who, while still alive, wielded a magic sword. They sword could open walnuts by itself. Magic!

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@eichkat3r : Ich hoffe, Du hast dies gesehen! Ich habe mich bei @ und # vertippt🥴

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@Natasha_Jay Yap... roots of a tree 😅

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More importantly, this is a piece of wall we can easily remove. Possibly by gesturing at it or hitting it with something.
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@Natasha_Jay Castlevainia wall chicken.

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