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Next, a much less serious affair, Things I Learned From Mario's Butt is a silly and serious illustrated coffee table book of video game character butt reviews.

The book features guest contributions from a bunch of awesome video game industry figures.

An illustration of the Hunter from Bloodborne appears, next to a poem written by Brian Altano. A Bloodborne Hunter's Pledge (To not Shit His Pants From Fear). The moon ascends, its heart is black, A hunter darts between the cracks, His Shrivelled buttocks on his back, He promises to keep this pact; A hunter shall not soil his slacks! Near mangled mares with hooves that clack, When pressing forth, or stumbling back, This hunter shall not soil his slacks! A hunter shall not stool his seat! Contorted beasts with gnashing teeth, Nor shrieking Witches poison teets, Can make this hunter stool his seat! A hunter shall not dook his bottom! Though snakes and rats and spiders seek him, While Tharnam screams from spring to autumn, A hunter never dooks his Bottom! A hunter shall not brick his trousers! When wretched men traverse these towers, With pitchforks, torches lit, they scour, This hunter wouldn't brick his trousers! A hunter shall not deuce his knickers! Past Ludwig, Rom, Kos, Paarl, and Vicar, For when the souls of Hemwick flicker A hunter will not deuce his knickers! But sometimes fear and stress collide, To manifest an arse surprise, And suddenly, a poop resides. Farewell, good Hunter's pants, You Died!
Nov 07, 2022, 06:36 PM·Public
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