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Easter eggs, rabbits and the Pagan Goddess of Fertility: the Stephen Collins cartoon.

1 (Waitrose assistant on phone) 'Hiya, yeah.' 2 'I have a customer here who wants to complain about the Easter eggs.' 3 (Holds hand over mouthpiece) 'Sorry what was your name again?' 4 (Green Eostre) ' the Pagan Goddess of Fertility.' 5 'Sorry - Your name is Easter ...?' 'Eostre.' 6 'Your name is Easter and you want to complain about the Easter eggs. 7 'Sorry love, what's your name?' 'Becky.' 'Well, Vicky -' 8 'If it was you who'd mated with the Solar God of the Equinox to literally give birth to Spring itself -' (Spring) 'Muuum ...' '- hang on, Spring-' 9 'If you'd done that, Vicky, only to have your efforts totally forgotten by history, you'd have a complaint too. 10 'Aisle 4 is full of rabbits and eggs, but no hint of the true meaning of my festival.' 11 (Assistant) 'You mean... Jesus...?' 'I mean shagging, Vicky.' 12 'Is it too much to see just a little bit of pre-Christian sex in Aisle 4?' 'MUUUUM.'
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@CriticalCupcake *bing bong* cleanup needed in aisle four.

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@CriticalCupcake Surely rabbits could be symbolic of procreation though? 🤔

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@CGM @CriticalCupcake ...and eggs.

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@kolya @CGM @CriticalCupcake especially those egg-laying rabbits…

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@Madagascar_Sky I do love Religion for Breakfast. 🥰

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@CriticalCupcake Him and 'Let's Talk Religion' have taught me more about my own religion than the family or the orthodoxy ever did!

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@CriticalCupcake @Madagascar_Sky you mean you like to “worship” first thing in the morning? Who are you “worshipping”? And is she cute? 😼🤭💖🥵

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LB is very funny but worth noting that the historical record for Eostre or Ostara or what have you as a discrete and particular goddess is quite sparse. that being said, she surely has many contemporary worshippers and devotees!

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@CriticalCupcake Estrogen! or Œstrogen!
…In case anyone hadn't made the link.

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@CriticalCupcake … and as ishtar (aka), the goddess of war …

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